8:47am
January 11, 2016
My pitbull Piglet in her little yellow raincoat.
8:31am
December 1, 2015
flirting with a man at a bar
me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in
unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*
me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*
fool: what the fuck?
me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–
8:30am
December 1, 2015
All I want for Christmas is:
- dark grey eye shadow
- fingerless gloves
- a fluffy oversized grey sweater
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